I wear pants!
Skinny Pants
I'm not looking forward to this new fashion trend they are calling skinny pants, because we will all look hippos in skinny pants. These pants are for small children who tuck them into their boots (did you know this was fashionable as well... why! oh why!) and haven't realized they are dressed poorly. You know I'm going to be wearing this sick evil pants and tucking them into boots soon -- and well, I'm sorry. I'm also sorry for the neon coloured T-Shirts I wore in 1989 and Acid Wash. I'd like to remind everyone what we looked like...
